Something Awesome

"Throw off the bowlines. Sail away from the safe harbor. Catch the trade winds in your sails. Explore. Dream. Discover."

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liamdryden:

The Ministry of Magic and the wizarding community of Great Britain as a whole have been operating autonomously from the Union for centuries, and have their own thriving economy and currency, and strong relationships with their global counterparts. 

Spokespersons for the Minister for Magic admit she is still “on the fence” about Scotland’s independence bid, weighing up positives such as the ability to cut a deal directly with the Scottish government in tackling the Grindylow overpopulation in the Northern lochs, against controversial negatives such as “[sic] Muggles are hard enough to categorise as it is”.

liamdryden:

The Ministry of Magic and the wizarding community of Great Britain as a whole have been operating autonomously from the Union for centuries, and have their own thriving economy and currency, and strong relationships with their global counterparts.

Spokespersons for the Minister for Magic admit she is still “on the fence” about Scotland’s independence bid, weighing up positives such as the ability to cut a deal directly with the Scottish government in tackling the Grindylow overpopulation in the Northern lochs, against controversial negatives such as “[sic] Muggles are hard enough to categorise as it is”.

Filed under hahaha hp Scotland

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teacupsandcyanide:

I remember all the Doctor Who fanfics I used to read where Rose often got badly stereotyped as a damsel in distress whom the Doctor had to swoop in and save and smooch but the way I remember Doctor Who 90% of their relationship was the Doctor just setting Rose loose on people who had done something to offend them and sitting back giggling in the corner as she shouted

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setting Rose loose

(via alwaysbeenaginger)

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marbearflair:

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samisforsamurai:

fuckingwhiskey:

if you think all boobs are supposed to be perky and big with perfectly centered nickel-sized nipples you probably have never actually seen a boob in real life because boobs are diverse as frick

Or maybe they’ve only seen one boob

not even a set of boobs because boobs are usually 2 different sizes

just one boob

all by its lonesome

a singular boob floating aimlessly through the void

incredible

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HOW IS THERE A GIF FOR THAT

(Source: rydenarmani, via alwaysbeenaginger)

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Odin:
Loki, son, I need to talk to you.
Loki:
Yes, Father?
Odin:
You are becoming a young man. There are some things in your past that may come to light and your mother and I haven't told you before in fear it would upset you.
Loki:
... Yes?
Odin:
At the final battle of Jotunheim, I found an infant. It was small and malnourished - a child Laufey sought not to claim for its power was in magic, not in physical strength.
Loki:
...
Odin:
I took you from that battle, son, and your mother and I have loved you ever since.
Loki:
Sssso... this is why you prefer Thor.
Odin:
This is why I spend so much more time with Thor, yes. He is like me in that he has a temper to be tamed and physical strength he allows to take over when that anger boils over. Your mother is talented with magic and is clever with words as you are. Me being more like Thor doesn't make me love you any less than I love him.
Loki:
... Does Thor know?
Odin:
He will if you wish him to.
Loki:
We aren't family, then.
Odin:
You are my son by love as your mother is my wife by marriage. Blood means little in the way of kin.
Loki:
But I can't become king of Asgard.
Odin:
... Which is another reason I spend so much time with your headstrong brother as he'll eventually have to do public speaking outside of 'thor swing hammer' and he doesn't have the gilded tongue you do.
Loki:
Ah. Well. ... Okay.
Odin:
Okay?
Loki:
Okay. ... So he isn't your favorite?
Odin:
Your mother is my favorite.
and thus the entire movie line was avoided.

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